One one jokes

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

Why do ballerinas wear tutus?

The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.

A B C D E F G.

Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."