I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
