One one jokes
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Never break someoneā€™s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
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Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
Is any one one?