One one jokes
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
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Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
Is any one one?