One one jokes

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

Why do ballerinas wear tutus?

The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.