Olympic team jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.