Not having jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
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"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.