Not Having Jokes

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us

It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense

what do an orphan and a apple not have in common?

the apple actually gets picked

do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days 1. listening to your teacher 2. not haveing your phone/ game / tv 3. not haveing niccotine

I gave a orphan a iPhone XR

Cause it does not have a home button

Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos

Daddy never came back with the milk

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

(Kizaru's back.)

What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal's, criminal's are wanted

I wish my lawn was emo so I would not have to cut it would cut itself

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.

Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."

What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade

Imagine not having a dad

I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house 🏠 was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car 🚘 was your night time is what time did