Not having jokes
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Imagine not having a dad.