No jokes
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-