Neona Jokes

Neona (๐Ÿ˜ž): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜Œ): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, lets just hugg it out!

Neona (๐Ÿ˜): Agreed!

Neona (๐Ÿ˜Ÿ): Gwen?

Gwen (๐Ÿ™): Yes ... what can I do for you?

Neona (๐Ÿ˜”) : You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a lier! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜’): You should have listend. Plus I'm over it!

Neona (๐Ÿ˜ž): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜Œ): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen,

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak.

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mine?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals, the people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up!

Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...lets see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

Neona (๐Ÿ˜Ÿ): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜Œ): Yeah well, I believe in you.

Neona (๐Ÿ˜”) : You got the job and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜ ): Neona you just don't got enough confidents, you got to have it confidents in life. I know you will get the job I do now just believe instead of giving up!

Neona (๐Ÿ˜ž) : UGH fine!!!

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜‰): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face too!

Neona (๐Ÿ˜Š): Okay...Gwen your the best!

Neona (๐Ÿ˜ƒ): Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜): I knew it !! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona (๐Ÿ˜): He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜): Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona (๐Ÿ™): Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜•): Wait ... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona (๐Ÿ˜•): No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜ฏ): No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona(๐Ÿคจ,๐Ÿ™,๐Ÿ˜ ): Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen (๐Ÿ˜Ÿ): No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth Neona!

Neona (๐Ÿ˜”): Gwen please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr.Smith sexual hassults women!!!

Gwen (๐Ÿ™): He does your not listing.

Neona (๐Ÿคฌ): I don't care BITCH!!!!