Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
When you go to your friends house to fuck her brother but reliaze he's you brother from your mom's side.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Kenny's favourite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Your mom's so fat Donald trump built the wall round her
Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
