Minty jokes

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

Funny things or weird things to say to someone.

Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.

It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!

Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.

Baby-Bugga-Boo.

Fuzzkins.

Lumpy.

Nilly.

Ninty Minty.

and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

What is the Titanic's favorite mint?

Icebreakers.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.

What is the opposite of a lady finger?

Answer: Mentos.