Microsoft Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

McDonald's

I thought it stood for microsoft

A McDonald's sign against a blue sky with clouds. The text reads: "Did you know? The symbol 'M' in McDonald's represents the first letter of McDonald's, which is 'M'."

Mario

A four-panel meme contrasting different platform users. The top left panel shows three different whole pickle emojis from Google, Samsung, and Microsoft. The text reads 'Google, Samsung, and Microsoft users when they use the pickle emoji for a penis'. The top right panel shows a happy, smiling Mario character. The bottom left panel shows the Apple pickle emoji, which is sliced into pieces. The bottom right panel shows a dark, distorted version of Mario with white highlights, often used to depict a cursed or unsettling reaction. The contrast highlights the difference in emoji design and the innuendo associated with it.

Jokes

Stephen Hawking

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

Bill Gates

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Programmer

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

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