Memes - Page 326 - Worst Jokes Ever

uNGeHeUEr

The text on the image explains that the German word "Ungeheuer" can mean both "monster" and "very". The text gives an example of a German sentence that can mean "This shirt suits you very well." or "This shirt suits you well, you monster." depending on the interpretation.

What's your size?

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn

A close-up of Shrek smiling with a slight smirk. He's green with red eyes, wearing a brown vest. The background shows blurry green trees and bright light.

they are sleeping together thats adorable i love kittens soooooooooooo much

Two orange kittens are sleeping together, nestled in a blue knit blanket. Text on the bottom of the image reads 'shutterstock.com - 1470598907'.

wow look how cute this kitten is

A gray kitten with its eyes closed cuddles with a small brown teddy bear on a pink cushion.

Damn🚪

The image shows a dark, cartoon-like figure with one big eye and dark sunglasses, asking "no doors?" The background is a solid red color.

UkRanInE

A picture shows Vladimir Putin pointing his finger with a pen in his hand. The text on the image says: "GIVE THAT MAN A SLICE OF UKRAINE".

Women

A cartoonish brown hog with a wide, toothy grin has a mushroom cloud exploding from the top of its head.

Moms:OMG THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.The Joke:

A yellow minion with spiky hair, wearing blue overalls and black gloves, is standing with a surprised look on his face. The text 'MINIONSWITZE' is visible behind him.

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

Yall want some nightmare fuel?

A girl is sitting on Shrek's leg, and both have the face of a person with a mustache.

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

Meme time

The image shows a 4-panel meme using a split-screen format of two men having a discussion, with text overlaid. First panel on the left a man says "I need a job." The right panel shows another man who says: "You don't have experience." The second left panel shows the same man saying: "But I need to work to get experience." The right panel again shows the other man who says: "Then work." In the third left panel the first man says: "That's why I'm here." The man in the right panel replies: "Experience". In the final two panels, the first man says "How am I gonna get experience without a work?" and the other man replies: "Work". At the very top, the text reads "life after college".

Expectation Vs Reality

The image shows a split comparison. The top half labeled "Expectation" shows a muscular Aquaman in full costume holding a trident. The bottom half labeled "Reality" shows a less muscular man, also likely Aquaman, in swim trunks holding a rake in the water. A Kapwing watermark is in the bottom right corner.

My boy be hittin different

The image consists of two parts. The top part is an illustration about love and respect with stick figures showing a progression from dating to the sex act. The bottom part shows Mike Wazowski from "Monsters, Inc." looking very stoned and unimpressed. There's a white box at the bottom of the image with the word "cursed" in it.

ya boy edp is back many years later

A man with a bald head and long grey beard stares into the camera with a distorted face and a sinister grin.

Relatable

The meme shows three images, and the text 'men honestly are something else' above them. The first one is a chat message from 'Ri Guy' at 10:38 PM asking 'Do u have a paper clip?', with the response 'On the floor by my file cabinet'. The second and third images show a file cabinet, a bottle of cleaner and a single paperclip on the floor next to the cabinet.

My camera turned on, pwease no bully😖

A shirtless man is eating noodles from a white bowl with chopsticks. The noodles are surrounded by chili peppers and flames are coming out of the bowl, as if the dish was extremely spicy. Smoke is rising from the man's head.