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Jeffrey Epstein

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A wooden Christmas tree ornament featuring a laser-engraved portrait of Jeffrey Epstein's face. The ornament is hung by a red ribbon on a green Christmas tree. Below the portrait, the text reads: "This ornament didn't hang itself."

Corpse

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

The meme features the animated characters Boog the bear and Elliot the deer from the movie 'Open Season,' both with wide, terrified eyes, looking out into the distance. The text reads: 'ME AND MY BROTHER WATCHING the skinless corpse walk across our backyard and into the nearby woods at 8:37 pm on February 13th 2022'.

Deer

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post on a light green background. On the left, there is a small image of a brown deer standing in a forest, looking towards the right. Below the deer image, it says "34 KB JPG". To the right of the deer image, and continuing below it, is a block of text describing a disturbing hunting experience where the author and their grandfather witnessed a deer repeatedly slam its head into a rock until its skull shattered, then stood upright and walked into a river to die, leaving both the author and their grandfather traumatized.

Rabbit

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

An illustration of Winnie the Pooh, depicted in a serious and somewhat menacing manner, with a pensive expression, sitting in what appears to be a dark pool or bath. A dark, thin object, possibly a hookah, is visible next to him. The background is dark with horizontal stripes, giving a dramatic, almost crime-boss-like ambiance. Text above reads: 'rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i'll make you christopher robin's best friend'.

Furry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."

Android

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Night

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme displaying five different options labeled A through E of items that can be chosen as a loadout. The text says, "You're being hunted in the woods at night by an unknown cryptid. Choose your loadout." Option A shows an assault rifle, body armor, a knife, and a pistol. Option B shows 5 silhouettes of men and weapons like torches, pitchforks and a baseball bat. Option C shows two priests, a cross, holy water and two lanterns. Option D shows three dogs, a gun, a bracelet, and a flashlight. Option E shows a muscular man, viagra, alcohol, and other random items.

Screw

Little John · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "Literally us:" above three images. The top left image shows a screw and is labeled "Screws borrowed from aunt." The top right image shows stacked wooden planks and is labeled "Eco friendly wood veneer." The bottom image shows stacked galvanized steel.

Wood chipper

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text at the top explaining the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles. Below there is a picture of an orange wood chipper with the text "But the wood chipper doesn't care."

Chuck Norris

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image shows a store display with bundles of firewood labeled 'Firewood bundle $3.99' and bundles of the same firewood labeled 'Chuck Norris' toothpicks $3.99'.

Wood chipper

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."

Accident

XI · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a red, distraught looking animal with big yellow eyes. The text says: "Me: performs perfect swan dive, Wood chipper operator:"

Prank

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

who wood win

The image shows two cartoon characters: a red cube named Blocky and a blue character with the number four on its chest. The text says "Who would win?" Above Blocky, it reads: "A advertisement who pranks everyone." Above the blue character, it says: "One screechy boi."