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LtPancakes98

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

LtPancakes98

I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)

A person's hand holding penne pasta over a black box, while in the background a person with a chef's hat and mustache holds a gun to their head. Text overlay reads 'pov a italians when spaghetti broken' and 'Pasta la vista'.

LtPancakes98

best class art? also explain bear, make me feel welcome

A drawing on white paper shows a blue emblem with a hammer and a pencil in place of a hammer and sickle symbol. Other items are drawn on the emblem, including a basketball, a soccer ball, a globe, a chart and three books. The text "@zibzer_dibzer" is in the bottom right corner.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

DAP ME UP

All these new people need a warm welcome so lets dap them up

An illustration with a yellow emoji with a gold tooth and a sly expression next to a yellow hand in a position to give a 'dap'.

furry memes

just comment in this to join the furry mods

Two anthropomorphic animals, one yellow and one blue, from the furry fandom are featured. The yellow character is placing a collar on the blue character. The text "Welcome to the mod team" is above and below the characters.

Thoughtless

Shep

Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.

Toast ツ

The image shows a scene from the video game "Plants vs. Zombies", where various plants are arranged on a lawn to defend against incoming zombies. The plants include peashooters, sunflowers, chompers, wall-nuts, and a spiky mushroom. There are also lawnmowers on the left side of the screen. The top of the screen shows the zombie health bar. The menu is visible in the upper right corner.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man working on a waterbed with the text "LIFE HACK: If you fuck a corpse on a waterbed, it feels like they are participating. You're welcome." The second panel shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking disgusted.

Kristian‽

Welcome to Vertigo

welcome to hell

“Welcome to the first day of school, here’s your homework assignment!”

A drawing of a distorted, reddish monster with large eyes and a wide, toothy grin. The text above the image reads "me when im" and the text below reads "having a swell time". The drawing also includes a small structure that looks like a shed or outhouse in the background.

Blach66.1

A mobile game interface shows a welcome screen with a stylized earth and the text "Welcome to BIG PEE PEE". Below is "All income x10 -> x100", and a green "CONTINUE" button.

LoserIsPro

hell be like

The image shows a Roblox game with a chat window. A character with a zero shape is looking at three characters resembling the number six. The chat bubbles read "welcome to hecc" and "heck". The player list on the right side has a few entries.

《 rmk 》

welcome to america

A close-up photo of a gym machine seat with visible wear and tear and some unknown drops on it. There is text on the image: "i'm not going to this gym anymore" and a TikTok handle "@kfobb".