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LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #3

A worksheet titled "FILL in THE SOLUTIONS" with instructions to read each problem and come up with a solution. Under "PROBLEMS", it says "You fell on the playground and scratched your knee". The box to its right under the SOLUTIONS heading says "get up and deal with it."

blach66

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

blach66

A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"

the pokemon meme collector

the rick roll lol

A Pokemon card featuring Rick Astley. It has his picture and the text 'Rick Roll;D. Does severe damage to your pokemon's ear!!!' and 'Never Gonna' Give You Up. Your pokemon wants to break up with him but he will never give it up!!! Stupid 80's artist!!!'

blach66

A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.

Daddy dick

Me seeing a little girl crying

The image shows a text conversation where a person sees a little girl crying near a grave and asks what's wrong. The girl replies that no one came to her funeral. Below the text there's a black and white photo of a young man with his eyes wide open. There is a text at the bottom of the image saying "Hold up".

Daddy dick

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

Chri5

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

LoserIsPro

The image shows four panels, each with a different reaction to a prank. The first panel shows the teacher, the second shows the smart kid who just wanted to learn, the third shows the friends, and the fourth shows the prankster. The text reads: "Teacher: How do I turn up the volume? Me: Press alt + f4. Teacher:*gets disconnected*. Teacher. The smart kid who just wanted to learn. My friends. The rest of the class. Me. They love me."

Anonymous

Smash

The image shows a cartoon woman with two clone troopers in front of her. The text on the image says "STOP! Eyes up front soldier! Aunt Cass is temporary. We've got a war to win! Don't look at her. The 501st is eternal. FOR THE REPUBLIC!"

Anonymous

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

The image shows a text overlay and an image of Baby Yoda. The text says: "Wakes up in the middle of the night", "Me: Please don't be 6 a.m.", "Clock: 2:30 am", "Me:". Below the text, Baby Yoda has a surprised expression.

TheForeverVirgin

The image shows four different illustrations of heads with red areas indicating where one might feel pain. The headings are: "Types of Headaches", "Migraine", "Hypertension", "Stress", and "Getting Up Too Fast". The first head has a red area in the temple area, the second on the top back of the head, the third around the forehead, and the last has the entire head filled in red.

ohio nugget

me when my mom wakes me up!

A baby with an extremely grumpy facial expression, furrowed brow, and pursed lips is looking directly at the camera.

kanade otonokoji

HOLD UP

A chat conversation between two people. One person asks not to make 9/11 memes because their dad died in 9/11. The other person apologizes. Then, the first person says their dad was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. Below the chat is an image of a cartoon figure with the text "hold up".

Cahyani Ambara

In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :

The image shows an angry-looking orange character with band-aids on their head and arm, in front of a sky background.

PurplePanda

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

Lostin Flowers

Me:

The image shows a person dressed as Ronald McDonald, the mascot for McDonald's, wearing glasses and holding a machine gun. The text above the image says, "Someone: Sum up America in one picture. Me:".

hayden💯💯💯

fr

A picture of Kevin Hart looking sad and disappointed, with the text "How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in."

Chri5

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

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