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Anonymous

A screenshot of text messages. The first message says, "do u like cigarettes after sex?" The response says, "I'm a virgin with asthma."

✨Jassy✨

Me at school

A child is making a skeptical face, with the text 'WHEN SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE SITS NEXT TO YOU' above and the question 'are u lost?' next to her head.

✨Jassy✨

😑😑

The image shows a light brown dog with a suspicious expression. The text on the image says "THAT'S SUSPICIOUS..." Above the dog, additional text reads "when u have no assignments due and time to relax."

Wade

I relate to this meme

The meme shows two panels. The first panel shows a text conversation where a friend asks: "friend: are u okay"? The answer is: "me: yeah". The friend says: "friend: but your posts..." and the reply is: "me:". The second panel shows a character with a green spiky hair, drinking something in the first image, and smoking in the second image. The source of the meme is "@BrendanMortimer".

Tom

Every Furrys Dream

The meme shows a two-panel comic. The first panel displays a table with two options on it: a blue button labeled "Your own fursuit" and a red button labeled "Pay nothing in art commissions". The second panel depicts a cartoon character with wide eyes looking conflicted and the text "EVERYONE" below them.

DaBaBy12

like this if u think its sexy

A photo of Nelly with a tattoo on his arm, wearing sunglasses, a white jersey and cap, and gesturing with his index finger, while giving a thumbs up with his other hand.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

A cartoon drawing of the Hollow Knight character asking "U OK BRO?" to a fallen character who replies "NO".

LazyBoiiii

A pink, fluffy creature with a long tongue is shown in front of a machine with a keyboard. The creature's tongue is extended and touching a button on the keyboard. The text above the creature says, "SCREW LIMBS!" and below, "I'LL USE MY TONGUE!". The display of the machine shows "GELA".

ur momy

alex

The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

ur momy

that one person name Jake in your school be like

An image from Spongebob Squarepants showing Spongebob standing next to a grumpy Patrick, with the text "WHY U MAD PATRICK? CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE"

MEME LORD

A selfie of a man sitting on an airplane with a text overlay that says, "Oh you've been such a bad kitten, meow for daddy."

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Hgfdfrgt

Whats the frist thing u see

The image shows a shelf full of plungers in a store. Most of the plungers have a red rubber cup and a yellow handle. Some have a red rubber cup with a blue handle and one with a clear plastic handle. The prices are shown at the bottom.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from "Roger from doordash" who asks to pick a number between 1 and 10. The recipient replies with "4". Roger responds "Wrong, no food for u". The recipient then asks "What", "Why", and "Roger please".

Anonymous

An image of an iPhone message thread. One message says, "Missing u like crazy rn.." The response is, "What the fuck." Then, the first person writes, "Shit autoco" and "Autocorrect." Below that is a message from AT&T stating, "All of the add'l 1GB of shared data added to your plan in this billing period is used. We've added another shared 1GB FOR $15 to your plan for use through 3/20/2022. Avoid add'l data charges by using our..."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads "Can you rate my butt pics?" The next two messages from the other party are "yes" and "Send." The first person responds with "Ok I'll send later." The other party responds with "okayyyy" and "I'm so excited I'm literally shaking."

Emo Ness🖤🖤🖤

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

Heroin Monkey

this convo is crazy

Jake " 3 hours ago
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
amy 3 hours ago
thats cray
Jake " 3 hours ago
amy "
wow jake prolly jerks off to pics of madi
You don't know that
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
BUDDY
leo
3 hours ago
Jake "
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
i've seen her face
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
U ONLY SAW TITS
Im With Stupid 3 hours ago
wtf....
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
CAUSE OF CLEVAGE
amy " 3 hours ago
Jake "

Blach666

A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.

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