Tyson Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Donut

A photo of Mike Tyson with white powder on his nose and upper lip. The text says: "Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988."

Opponent

A Mike Tyson action figure, wearing black boxing shorts and red gloves, stands in a miniature boxing ring. He faces away from the viewer, looking towards a large, pink, glittery letter "S" positioned in the corner of the ring. The ropes of the ring are blue. The text above the image reads: "Mike Tyson squares off against his toughest opponent yet".

Jokes

Fight

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

Yeet

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Chicken

Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.