Train memes

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"