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Anonymous
3 months ago

Kaboom

A close-up image of a smiling man with a long, grey beard and a turban. Overlaying text reads: 'PEOPLE ASK ME, "ACHMED, WHAT MAKES YOU TICK?" AND I TELL THEM, "THE TIMER."'.
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    • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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    • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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    • BellaTrix
    2 years ago

    Lol

    The image shows four different ticks with labels: "Brown Dog Tick," "Deer Tick," "Lone Star Tick," and "Luna Tick." The "Luna Tick" is a picture of Donald Trump pointing to his head.
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