New This Memes - Page 31 - Worst Jokes Ever

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."

this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])

A rat on the floor of a subway track.

Gurantee 90% of you don't get this.

A coyote is wearing a bomb like a saddle, chasing a roadrunner. The text on top of the image reads: "If you don't get it, you're too young."

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".

That one stupid kid in class :

The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick is holding a trumpet with a confused look on his face. The text on the image reads: "TEACHER: PATRIC YOU HAD A QUESTION? YA UNMMMM... I HAVE THIS TRUMPET AND I KEEP FORGETTING WHAT IT IS CALLED"

How it used to be

The image shows a cartoon character with his arms stretched out, with the text "2020 is starting to feel like it's being run by this guy" above him.

Shocker

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a phone lock screen with the text "This person tried to unlock your phone at 03:37". The person is a drawing of a taco. The second panel shows a grey microphone looking shocked at a pink hand soap dispenser who is holding a phone. The soap dispenser has three dots in a speech bubble above it.

Did yall know this?

The image states that it's a fact of American history that three Founding Father Presidents: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe, died on July 4, the Independence Day anniversary.

This is ashton LMAO

A white dog with big eyebrows is looking at the camera.

This will calm u down rn

A yellow lightbulb character with a distorted face and wide open mouth is set against a background of green grass and blue sky. The text above the lightbulb reads: "There's nothing to worry about now".

ia this paiting i made good

The image shows a painting with a black palm tree silhouette against a blue and purple background, on what seems to be a wooden table.

I think we all know where this is going

The first panel shows a purple lollipop character with a serious face asking "Would you care to give me some air?". The second panel shows the same character smiling with the caption "No straw needed..." The third panel shows a blue cat character from the TV show 'The Amazing World of Gumball' sitting at a desk looking concerned with text at the bottom that says "I think we all know where this is going".

Saw this little gem online and decided to share it

The image is divided into four squares. The top left square contains the word "ACOUSTIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The top right square shows an image of a cigarette. The bottom left square contains the word "ELECTRIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The bottom right square shows a picture of a Juul.

justin bever be like in ohio

A pokemon card featuring a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean with bulging eyes. The card is labeled "Weird face Lv.69" with 100 HP and Basic. The attack is called "Weird face attack" which paralyzes you after a minute of staring. A second attack is named "Laser eyes" which shoots a powerful laser. The text also says: "Justin Bieber is demented!!!" The card is illustrated by John Li.

me at home i always do this

A person with long dark hair is taking a selfie in the mirror. The background appears to be a bathroom.

;)

A man with a mischievous smile is the main focus of this image. The text above the man reads, "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS BE LIKE", and the text below him says, "THIS YEAR I'M GONNA TRAVEL WITH YOU".

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A man smiles slyly in a photo. The text overlay says: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS BE LIKE THIS YEAR I'M GONNA TRAVEL WITH YOU".

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'