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College

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Time

Me at school

The image shows a young girl with teary eyes, duplicated in a split frame. The top text reads, "That moment when you've been at work a few hours" and the bottom text reads, "Then you check the time and it's been 45 minutes."

Mother

When you reverse the roles be like:

The image shows a meme of a text conversation with an image of a young man looking at the camera, and then zoomed in on his face. The text says: "*Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house."

Battery

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

FBI

😅

A screenshot of a message conversation. The first message says 'bro the fbi is spying on us'. The response is 'no we aren't'. There are a bunch of 'oi' messages before that.

House

hate this

The image shows text that reads "Sorry about the mess in my house" above a picture of a tidy living room, followed by "Their house:".

Cynicism

A cartoon image of Rick and Morty characters from the TV show Rick and Morty with the text: "When someone starts expressing their feelings in an honest, sincere way instead of having the decency to turn their pain into humorous cynicism like a normal person."

Page

i know what i’m naming my child

A Google search results page for the search term "p girl names." The results include typical names like "Paige," "Patricia," and "Penelope," but also lists "Pakistan International Airlines."

Talent

Whoa, Talent

A text message conversation showing someone saying 'I saw you fall in the hall yesterday.' The other person responds, 'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor' followed by 'Backwards???' and then 'I'm freaking talented.'

Straw

HM

A Buzz Lightyear toy figure with a straw coming out of his stomach is shown. The text says, "I don't know what's worse, the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it."

COVID-19

Covid-19 or Rona

A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."

Mother

so true

The meme shows a dialogue between a mother and her child on Mother's day. The mother asks, "So where are you taking me out to eat?" The child replies, "There's food at the house." The lower part of the meme shows two close-up images of the face of a smiling man.

Peace

The meme shows Woody from "Toy Story" with a creepy smile, engulfed in flames. Above him are the words: "ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW" and below him: "PEACE FROM THIS EVIL".

Mug

best mug of the year or what?

A person is holding a white mug. The mug has a black, minimalist face printed on it, featuring two eyes and a smile.

Search history

A woman is sitting at her desk looking at a computer screen. On the screen is a picture of a black chicken. The text above the image says: "The only logical explanation for my wife's search history."

Baby

the baby

A close-up photo of a baby with dark skin wearing a white cap and a blue t-shirt that says "Daddy Love."

Neighbor

Yessir

A man looking over a fence with the text "MY WIFE IS FURIOUS AT OUR NEIGHBOR WHO SUNBATHES TOPLESS IN HER BACKYARD. PERSONALLY, I'M ON THE FENCE."

Whip

Out in new whip

TikTok

👀💀💀

A group of silver, humanoid robots are standing next to each other. Above them is text that says: "TikTok users when the 'toaster bath' challenge exists".

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