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Strawberry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A close-up shot of a juice bottle with the text "How many strawberries did we squeeze in? 22! Plus 1/2 bananas. We used geometry... and a mallet." Below, additional text says, "How did they find One sextillion, one hundred twenty-four quintillion, seven hundred twenty-seven quadrillion, seven hundred seventy-seven trillion, six hundred seven billion, six hundred eighty thousand strawberries."
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    • FBI Agent

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A Twitter post with the text "I squeeze my girl when she on her period cause she my Lil ketchup packet" above an image of two men. The bottom image has the text "My FBI agents" over it.
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    • Sex

    Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

    • A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.

    The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."

    The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."

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