Seller memes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.