• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories
  • Jokes TV
  • Explain Bear

Events

  • Joke of the day
  • Meme of the day

Games

  • Crosswords Arena

Popular

  • Morbid jokes
  • Sexuality jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • Puns
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Dark Humor
  • Incest jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Michael Jackson jokes
  • Offensive jokes
  • Job jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Orphan jokes
  • Dead Baby jokes
  • Cancer jokes
  • Sister jokes
  • Jesus jokes
  • Abortion jokes
  • Depression jokes
  • Short jokes
  • All categories
Frequently asked questions (FAQ)
Privacy
Contact
  • Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
Pulling Out

Pulling Out memes

  • Post meme
  • Best
  • Newest

Accident

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".
  • 0

    • Hamster

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.
  • 5

    • Story

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."
  • 0

    • Suicide

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The text at the top reads, "the homeless man watching me pull out a .357 revolver and paint the sidewalk with my own brains after he asked me for a dollar." Below the text, a picture of Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead, played by Andrew Lincoln, shows his intense, wide-eyed expression.
  • 0

    • Dark Humor

    Micheal · 3 hours ago

    • I went up to a dude with no arms, pulled out my speaker, and started playing "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands".

  • 0
    • Pulling Out jokes