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I collect STDs like Pokémon cards

A cartoonish character with black hair, black ears, and a black tail with a fin, wearing red underwear with white hearts all over it. The character is smiling and has its arms akimbo.

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Wade

A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."

Goku is dum

Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮

A fake Pokemon card featuring an image of a muscular person, labeled "Ultra Giga Chad" with 200 HP. The card has two moves, "True Power" that "Can 1 Hit anybody Even Black people Like people", with "Rangi Techoke" as the first name, and "Ultra Power", which states "If You look at Ultra Giga Chad Your chances of dieing are very high!"

Wade

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

ligmaballs2.0

9+10=21

A person with a dark blue face is shown as a Pokémon card. The card's name is "M9+10=21". It says that it "Evolves from Ya boi skinny peanut". The card is a "Mega Evolution rule", and it says, "Must be 9+10 or." The card says "21" and "whats nine plus ten 21". There are also other details on the card, such as "weakness" "resistance" and "Pokémon-EX rule". The card's illustration is attributed to "Deez beskuts guy".

Madisyn

When you’re a Pokémon lover

A young person is smiling and holding several plush Pokemon toys including Pikachu, Charmander, and Bulbasaur.

AG3.0

When you're watching pokémon when you're 18 years old

Pikachu is lying in a bed, with a blanket covering most of his body. Only his head and a small part of his back are visible.

the pokemon meme collector

when charmander gets old

The image shows a Pokemon card featuring Charmander with glasses and an angry expression. The card also shows the name "Burnie," "Granpda/Fire Pokemon," and the attack "Yuge Fireball", accompanied by the text "Makes you #FeeltheBern." There is also information about weakness, resistance, and retreat cost on the card. It ends with "I luv U alex".

the pokemon meme collector

the shaggy card

The image shows a parody of a Pokémon card featuring Shaggy from Scooby-Doo in a powerful pose. The card reads: "MUI Shaggy 999999999999999HP. STAGE 1. Zoinks 9999999999999999. Your whole deck is dead. Shaggy 9999999999999999. Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now dead. MUI Shaggy OP. Ilus. tz yo boi. Weakness +10. Resistance -40. -fake card-"

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A character resembling a blueberry pie is depicted on a card that looks like a Pokemon card. The card reads: "Basic Pokémon Pie 50 HP. Explosive blueberry pie Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Blueberry Explosion 10x. Weakness +30, resistance -30, retreat cost."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokémon card with the character X as the main focus. The card's ability is "That freaking tall pillar," and it has an attack called "Help from four". The text also mentions a "basket" and flipping a coin.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A yellow Pokémon card with a depiction of a black television screen. The card includes the name 'TV' and its 'Bright Light' and 'Speaker Blast' attacks. It's described as a 'Flat-screen plasma television Pokémon'.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon card featuring a drawing of a stick figure character named David. The card lists two attacks: "Aw, Seriously?" and "AW, SERIOUSLY!!??". The card also includes the following text: "Basic Pokémon. David. 50 HP. Stick figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. David says "Aw, Seriously?" Making the opponent confused. David yells "Aw, Seriously?" at the opponent. Weakness +30. Resistance -20. Retreat cost."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon trading card featuring the character Flower. The card reads: Basic Pokémon Flower. Flower Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. "Space". Flower pushes the opponent aside.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon card featuring a character called Four with two eye attacks and two lightning attacks. It has the text "Basic Pokemon Four. Arabic numeral four Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Zappies: Four zaps the oppo with his hands. Screech: Four Screeches the opponent."

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