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Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a yellow tape measure on a dark surface. The text "1ft" and "3ft" are visible. The tape measure has the words "1ft" and "3ft" written with a permanent marker. Below the tape measure there is the text: "Anyone know how to erase permanent marker?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question at the top: "If you could permanently change the price of something to $1, what would it be?" Below the question is a comment: "it costs nothing to be nice" womp womp now it costs a dollar. Then another comment "Remember how breathing air was free".

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

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A baby is sitting and looking at a phone with a serious expression. The text on top says: "When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min. ME:(On google)". A small text on the right side says: "Be my permanent." The text below the image says: "Quotes about fake friend."