Pedophile Confirms You Are an Alt Account

Okay, listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is about a guy trying to call someone out for being a fake account, a common thing on the internet. But instead of just making the accusation, he starts off with this totally gross and inappropriate self-introduction. The humor comes from how completely bizarre and unnecessary the self-identification as a 'pedophile with an oily small dick' is for making a simple online point. You're probably a boomer, so you probably think this is a serious conversation, but it's just based internet nonsense.