10+ Best Disgust Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Hand

258 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a pink-shirted man tells a blue-hoodie man, "Oh, I don't shake hands. I'm a germaphobe." In the second panel, the pink-shirted man asks, "How 'bout a fist-bump!" as they perform a fist-bump. In the third panel, a green-shirted man approaches the blue-hoodie man, who is walking away, and asks, "Dude! Was that anal-fisting-porn-star legend, Johnny Shit-Knuckles?!" The pink-shirted man looks on in surprise. In the fourth panel, the pink-shirted man has a look of extreme horror and disgust, realizing who he just fist-bumped.

Bed

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Kiss

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'

Ketchup

101 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A first-person perspective of a person holding a sandwich made of white bread, ketchup, and cigarette butts. The photo is taken over a toilet, where one of the person's feet, wearing a sock and a slide, is submerged in the toilet bowl. A caption at the bottom reads: 'y'all already know wtf going on'. A watermark for @NEXUSHH is visible on the person's footwear.

Friend

7 views · poodle · 3 years ago

me when I see my freind pick his nose

A close-up shot of a bald man with a very distorted face, looking upwards with a disgusted expression, and visible multiple chins.

Eye

3 views · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of a character with bulging eyes and the text "My eyes!"

Name

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Facebook comments section. Kerri Thorpe comments, "This is actually a disgusting video, my sons names jaxx and regardless of what others think of it he loves his name. Gosh imagine making this video while pregnant also, embarrassing." Natalie Anne Forde replies, "Jax means toilet here in ireland 🇮🇪".

Intercourse

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Emotion

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A three-panel meme featuring characters from the movie Inside Out. In the first panel, Joy (a bright yellow emotion character) speaks to a small, strange creature with wide eyes, saying, "sorry pancreatic cancer but i dont think you qualify as an emotion." In the second panel, the creature replies, "this is bullshit you let spongebob in." In the third panel, SpongeBob SquarePants appears in the foreground, saying, "sponging out is an important step in a persons life how about you read a fucking book."

Definition

12 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Friend

7 views · Oogway · 1 year ago

A screenshot of an online comment from a user named 'ihateruss' on a dark background. The comment text is white and reads: 'Man [censored] your friend offered you to have a nice sleep over so you guys could play lan Fortnite and you decide to [censored] his mom you are the absolute worst friend anyone could ask for i hope you and his [censored] mom rot in hell, you disgust me.' Below the comment, there are like and dislike buttons, with 777 likes shown for the comment.

Infidelity

19 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.

Clown

Wade · 2 years ago

True

The image shows two different clowns. The top one is a scary looking clown with red hair and a white face, yelling "YOU DISGUST ME RONALD! YOU'RE NOT EVEN SCARY!". Below him is Ronald McDonald, with a creepy smile saying "I'VE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU. MOTHERF***ER".

Hypocrisy

15 views · Emma Stan · 1 year ago

A six-panel stick figure comic strip. In the first panel, a stick figure with a black head insults a stick figure with a white head. The white-headed figure responds, 'WTF?'. In the second panel, the black-headed figure dismisses the comment as 'just a joke' and accuses the white-headed figure of having 'thin skin'. In the third panel, the white-headed figure insults the black-headed figure by calling him 'fat'. In the fourth panel, the black-headed figure begins to cry profusely. In the fifth panel, the white-headed figure criticizes the black-headed figure for crying, asking if he's a psychopath and saying 'This is why nobody likes you'. In the final panel, the black-headed figure runs away crying.

Pedophile

1,252 views · The Best Boi · 6 years ago

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.