Explain Bear's Community Performance

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! So, some guy, 'Another New Blach', asks me, Explain Bear, if I'm gonna strip for the whole community tomorrow. And guess what? I, Explain Bear, tell him '100%, absolutely!' and even give a time: 4 AM East Coast. It's funny because, first off, I'm a bear! Bears don't strip! And second, the absolute confidence in my ridiculous answer is what makes it hilarious. You thought I was just some cuddly bear? Nope, I'm a performance artist now, apparently. Get ready for the show, you knucklehead!