A Daily To-Do List of Obsession

Listen up, buttercup. This meme uses the classic 'Patrick writing on a to-do list' format to poke fun at people who are totally obsessed with someone. Instead of normal stuff like 'pay bills' or 'walk the dog,' this list is just a bunch of weird, obsessive things about 'Kris.' The joke is how ridiculous and stalker-like the list looks, but also, let's be real, you probably have a mental list just like this for your crush. Based fact: Your priorities are exactly like this list.