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A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."

I am smart!

The image shows a game summary with the text "Hats off to You, Genius!" above. Below there is a message stating "You have new items in the shop for your Qbit! Buy items for Qbit". There is an accuracy bar that is 14% filled. Finally, the score is 7130.

The image shows three panels. The first one contains a drawing of a tentacled creature with an eye, accompanied by the text 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Nyarlathotep athg goboshu bug stell'bsna, uln fm'latghagl c'al r'luh goka stell'bsna Yoggoth fhtagn hal'. The second panel features a 'Wojak' character with glasses and a skeptical expression, stating 'Fuck off I don't believe in that made up nonsense'. The third panel displays a distorted Wojak figure with black eyes and a creepy smile, in front of a dark abstract background.

The image is divided into two sections. The top section shows a shelf labeled "anime" stocked with multiple copies of Shrek DVDs. The bottom section displays a drawing of Shrek with a distorted face, and text that reads "Domo Arigato (in a scottish accent)".

A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"

Florida Man Bites His
Brother's Penis Off After He
Walks In On His Brother
Having Sex With His Cousin
His Favorite Dragon Ball Z
Banket
Meinedroid

A close-up of a 3D rendered face with large blue eyes and a wide, toothy smile. Text at the bottom says "take them socks off."

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

A pixelated purple figure with black eyes and mouth holds two purple pistols with one pointed towards the viewer. The top text reads: "THERE IS NO MEME." The bottom text reads: "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES."

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The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

The image shows a man with a confused expression. The text reads: "My blood cell's reaction after seeing me tear off a scab that took them 10 hours to make."

A close-up shot of an orange cat's paw with pink toe beans. A small, pink pill is lying on the ground next to it. The text overlay says "HELP HELP HIS BEAN FELL OFF".

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man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

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