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Chili Pepper

Willy b · 10 months ago
    • A white image with black text at the top asking, "How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?" Below it, the answer reads, "Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now." The bottom half of the image features a close-up photo of several bright red chili peppers hanging from a vibrant green plant, surrounded by lush leaves.
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    • Snow

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a tweet by Stanford F. Pines, PhD. He tweeted, 'It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.' The tweet is above a picture of a hole in the snow, which is where he took the measurement.
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    • Towel

    Anonymous · 2 years ago

    • Let me slide into your dms....just dont ask about the towel

    A gold-colored trombone is lying in its case, partially covered by a white towel. There is a music book in the foreground, and the background is a plain carpet.
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    • Watt

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".
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    • Radio

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.
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    • Cabbage

    ⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

    • leaf turner

    The image is a book cover with a pink background. The title "Cabbages and Crime" is written in white text. Below the title, the author's name, "Anne Nash", is written. The cover also features a skeleton sitting in a large cabbage. The text on top reads: "Two florists become kennel-keepers with murder thrown in for good measure."
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    • American

    TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago
    • The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."
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    • Quiz

    I'm ¨not¨ drunk · 3 years ago

    • Very interesting

    The image shows a psychopathy quiz result. It says "Psychopathy Likely" and the score is 20 out of 24. It says that the quiz was answered consistently with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior, which suggests the person likely has psychopathic tendencies.
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