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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of the video game Elden Ring, showing a character with the name "****er", due to the game censoring the word "butt". The full character name should be Butter.

Heroin Monkey

Rey Rey

A cartoonish drawing of Monkey D Luffy from One Piece with a dark skin tone and dreadlocks, wearing his signature straw hat, red vest, and blue pants. Text above him reads "Mi like Monkey D Luffy, buh. Instead ah king ah pirates mi gwine bi di king ah WJE."

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Anonymous

fu us furrys have lifes to we just do it for our deppresion but some do it for fun

MY FREIND: I DONT LIKE FURRIES
ALSO HIM: "USERNAME THE ONLYFOX®
ME, A FURRY:
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Wade

The Man behind the Slaughter

The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a tied-up green Springtrap character from the video game 'Five Nights at Freddy's' stands surrounded by the Scooby-Doo gang. The caption says, "now let's see who the man behind the slaughter really is!". The second panel shows Fred touching Springtrap's head. In the final panel, Fred is holding Springtrap's head mask, revealing Shaggy underneath. Shaggy is saying "-Shaggy!?" and then "-like zoinks, I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!".

ADHD autist

Haven’t gotten to the ones I like the most.

An abstract image of a multi-layered, colorful, geometric pattern with a circular design. It has a central vortex. The colors are vibrant and include red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and pink, all on a black background.

ADHD autist

I like this one…

An abstract pattern of colorful swirling lines on a black background. The lines create a spiral effect, giving a sense of depth and movement.

Daddy dick

Open this like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFVK1cd9P2k

A black and white QR code with a small pixelated black dinosaur in the center.

furry memes

"furry memes are totally normal!!!"''
ME IF YOU CALL ME
AN GOOD BOY
literally the furry memes:
furry memes be like: furryvsantifurry.comic.studio

Wade

Spin

The image shows a four panel comic with Lego figures. The first panel says, "What is spin, exactly?" In the second panel, it states, "It's like when a ball spins but it's not a ball". The third panel shows a close up of a Lego head with a smile. In the last panel it concludes with, "And it doesn't spin".

RapBoat 2

A tweet saying "Chance the rapper dropped 'The Big Day' And America responded by having 3 straight mass shootings."

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I collect STDs like Pokémon cards

A cartoonish character with black hair, black ears, and a black tail with a fin, wearing red underwear with white hearts all over it. The character is smiling and has its arms akimbo.

Everyone's Guardian Angel

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

ADHD autist

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Ness Plays

Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.

The image text says: "No one wants to come to your birthday party you ungrateful little shi-"

RapBoat

r/KendrickLamar 10 hr. ago
singfromthetable
Join
Heard some kids singing "They Not Like Us"
on the playground yesterday
Discussion
I know it's probably inappropriate but hearing a bunch
of kids scream "Certified Lover boys, Certified
Pedophiles" & "A-Minooooooooooooor" cracked me up.
Thank you for reintroducing Stranger Danger to a new
generation. We love an informative aware King. →
P.S. I'd rather hear little girls singing "Hey Hey Hey Hey
run for your life" than "Bend that a$$ over, let that ☑
breath" but that's just me I guess
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Anonymous

time for the furrys to unite

"furry memes are totally normal!!!"''
ME IF YOU CALL ME
AN GOOD BOY
literally the furry memes:
furry memes be like: furryvsantifurry.comic.studio

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

My “rich” classmates be like with their PS5, XBOX, and latest IPhones :

RapBoat 2

Goofy ahh melly

The image shows a close-up of the rapper ynwmelly, who is smiling and pointing to his grill. Below the image, it says "34,954 likes", followed by the text: "ynwmelly Water it's that young new wave tonight Album drops at midnight. View all 417 comments _ynwbslime 3 hours ago".

Heroin Monkey

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

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