Jolly memes

When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.