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Micheal Jackson

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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    Adult

    How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?

    Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.

    Race

    What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?

    "Use the horse!"