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Adolf kitler

A white cat is reaching towards a lamp on a desk, with the text: "Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this cat learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night."

Adolf kitler

The image consists of four quadrants. The top left shows a ginger cat sitting on a chair with paws tucked in. The text in the top right says "using the normal drake format". The bottom left is another photo of the same cat in a similar pose. The bottom right says "using some photos of my cat because he's cute and I want to bring attention to how he sits on his paws weird."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a scene from a movie, where two men are talking in a crowd and the text reads, "Me listening to bro talk about a new girl he's talking to: (It's me on a fake account)".

Heroin Monkey

A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"

Heroin Monkey

A photo of Godzilla with the text overlay: "This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70-years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams."

MATTIX

The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

Heroin Monkey

The meme is composed of three panels from Spongebob, each with speech bubbles. In the first panel, Patrick is dressed in a suit and is crying at a funeral, with the text "MAY HE REST IN PEACE!!!!" In the second panel, Spongebob is yelling, with the text "this disney dvd is enhanced with disneys fast play your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically." In the third panel, Squidward is scolding Spongebob, with the text "really isnt a good time Spongebob." Spongebob replies, "You're no fun."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a display of Anne Frank's "The Diary of a Young Girl" next to a cardboard cutout of Greg Heffley from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid." Greg is pointing at the book and saying, "Hey, he copied me!"

Anonymous

A screenshot of a social media post where someone describes sticking their finger in their cat's mouth while it yawned. The cat then puts its paw in the person's mouth. Below the post is an image that says, "Intelligence 100."

Lil’ bro

A photo of Tyler, the Creator with the text "How my 'straightest' homie looks at me after saying the gayest shit on earth (he is cooked)."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a social media post where a user shares the tragic news of their 21-year-old nephew's suicide. Another user replies by comparing the situation to the anime "Yu Yu Hakusho." The original poster then criticizes the insensitivity of the response.

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

A multi-paneled image. The top panel shows a diagram with arrows indicating the relationship between dinosaurs, dinosaur bones, and fossil fuels, and then from petroleum and polypropylene plastic to plastic dinosaurs. The bottom panel shows a couple lying in bed. The woman is looking at the man with a suspicious expression, with the caption "I bet he's thinking about other girls." The man is staring at the ceiling with the caption "Plastic Dinosaurs are real Dinosaurs."

Heroin Monkey

A woman is lying in bed looking annoyed. Next to her is a giant egg. The text above the image reads: "Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I am egg". There is a Twitter account name of @DennysDiner above the text.

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The question is "Which rapper's age surprises you the most?" The first commenter states "Pac and Big being 25 and 24 at their death always tripped me out, they looked and sounded way older imo." A second commenter replies "Crazy that biggie sounded like that at 24/25. Dude sounded like a 40 year old man." A third commenter chimes in "that's probably because he was fat asf."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

Wade

Facts

A two-panel image from an animated movie shows a woman saying "I'm helping him sue the human race." The second panel shows a man with a surprised and confused expression. Below this are the words: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

Bozo

hey ninjago fans, who is he bending over for?

A cartoon illustration of a male character with shark-like features, such as a dorsal fin on his back and tail fin on his hips. He has pale skin, black hair, and pointy ears and is looking down with a confused expression.

Heroin Monkey

An older man with white hair and glasses wearing a red sweater is holding cards and looking down in a classroom. He has a white bag with the text "recycle me" next to him. In the foreground, a paper on a desk reads "Nobody likes you -R". In the background, a few students are sitting at desks.

Adolf Nigler

He doesn't have nuts anyway.

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel depicts a man in hunting attire holding a rifle in a field. The text above reads, "If you think this was bad..." The bottom panel shows a man in a suit gesturing to a shotgun that has a yellow star burst around it and the text below reads "It could have been worse!"

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