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Samurai

7 months ago
Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."
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  • Cat

    9 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.
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    Hagrid

    8 months ago
    The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."
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  • Text

    11 months ago
    The image shows Batman and Spider-Man standing in the rain. The text reads: "How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies."
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  • Memes

    1 month ago

    Y he look like dat

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  • Teacher

    2 years ago

    Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

    An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"
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  • Hamster

    7 months ago
    A still from "Breaking Bad" showing Walter White and Mike Ehrmantraut in a field with tall grass. Above the still is text.
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  • Harry Potter

    2 years ago

    HARRY POTTER MEMES

    The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!'  Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.'  Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?'  Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'
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  • Suicide

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a messaging conversation. The first message reads, "This is Gavin mom. I am sorry to inform you." The next message reads, "What happens?" The final message reads, "He killed himself." Below this is the word, "wompwomp."
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  • Mom

    2 years ago

    imagine having a mom

    The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"
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  • Judge

    2 years ago

    Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves.

    A white cat with black markings is sitting on a cat tree. The cat has a serious expression on its face and its paws are neatly tucked under its chest. The text overlay states, "Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves."
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  • Bird

    2 years ago

    rip my bird he died :(

    A bird sits on a towel. The text 'My baby' is written in a handwritten font on the image.
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  • Dinosaur

    8 months ago
    A multi-paneled image. The top panel shows a diagram with arrows indicating the relationship between dinosaurs, dinosaur bones, and fossil fuels, and then from petroleum and polypropylene plastic to plastic dinosaurs. The bottom panel shows a couple lying in bed. The woman is looking at the man with a suspicious expression, with the caption "I bet he's thinking about other girls." The man is staring at the ceiling with the caption "Plastic Dinosaurs are real Dinosaurs."
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  • Duck

    10 months ago
    A cartoon drawing of a group of yellow ducklings in a circle on green grass with a white duck in the middle. A speech bubble from the white duck says "Duck, duck, duck, duck..." A thought bubble from one of the yellow ducks says "He's gonna pick me. I know he's gonna pick me... They always pick me..."
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  • Cocaine

    10 months ago
    The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."
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  • Weed

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".
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  • Cat

    3 years ago

    Confused unga bunga

    The image shows two panels with text above each image. The first panel shows a crying white cat and the text says "S[he] be[lie]ve[d]. 14 y old white girls:". The second panel shows a confused caveman with the text "Sbeve. 14 y old white girls:" and below the image says "(confused unga bunga)".
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  • Work

    3 years ago

    he gonna be late

    A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."
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  • Dream

    2 years ago
    A photo of a man with a bald head wearing a red and black striped sweater and black pants sitting on a subway train with a pensive expression on his face. The text above the image reads: "freddy after entering my dreams and seeing stuff he wasn't mentally equipped to deal with". There is also the user "prettycooltim" written in the lower left corner of the image.
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  • Name

    1 year ago
    A person is covering their face with their hands. The text says "When he has a L in his name" and below the person is "Rio De Janeiro".
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