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Heroin Monkey

A blue silhouette of a person hanging on gymnastic rings is visible on the white wall of a gym. The text above says: "I made a deal with the devil. He took my legs, but I still think it was worth it."

Heroin Monkey

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

tabs1528

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Facebook conversation where a person says 'Technically he is thinking about other womans.' Another person replies 'womans'. Then a third person comments 'Womans because when you have multiple objects you add an S at the end'. Below that is an image of a video game with the words 'SPEECH 100+' and 'INTELLIGENCE LEVEL 1 +110'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The first panel shows Tom from "Tom and Jerry" with hearts in his eyes. The text above reads, "Foreigners hearing someone speaking French". The second panel shows Vegeta from "Dragon Ball Z" with a shocked expression and Piccolo behind him. The text above reads "Europeans hearing someone speaking French." The text at the bottom says "He is speaking the language of gays."

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows a text overlay on a video game scene. The text reads, "Me when I told my son no he couldn't have money but then he tells me it's for sports betting (The gambling addiction family tradition has begun)." The scene shows a muscular man with a tie and some blood on his shirt looking down on a metallic creature.

Anonymous

A picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka with text above that reads, "None of the new Willy Wonka movies have understood that Gene Wilder's version of Wonka worked because you felt like there was a real chance he was just gonna sit there and watch those kids die."

Heroin Monkey

A brown dachshund is walking towards the viewer on a sidewalk, holding a twig with leaves in its mouth. Above the dog, the text "He's on his way to steal your girl 😂" is displayed.

Adolf kitler

The image shows two separate scenes side by side. On the left, there is a picture of two women, one yelling and pointing her finger, with the text "YOU MURDERED YOUR BROTHER!!!". On the right, there is a picture of a white cat sitting at a table looking away, with the text "He murdered my Minecraft dog.".

Heroin Monkey

A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."

✨Jassy✨

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

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rip my bird he died :(

A bird sits on a towel. The text 'My baby' is written in a handwritten font on the image.

ur mommy

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Grizzlymilk

Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves.

A white cat with black markings is sitting on a cat tree. The cat has a serious expression on its face and its paws are neatly tucked under its chest. The text overlay states, "Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves."

gyattohio

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a messaging conversation. The first message reads, "This is Gavin mom. I am sorry to inform you." The next message reads, "What happens?" The final message reads, "He killed himself." Below this is the word, "wompwomp."

Anonymous

he gonna be late

A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."

Chexers

A photo of a man with a bald head wearing a red and black striped sweater and black pants sitting on a subway train with a pensive expression on his face. The text above the image reads: "freddy after entering my dreams and seeing stuff he wasn't mentally equipped to deal with". There is also the user "prettycooltim" written in the lower left corner of the image.

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Confused unga bunga

The image shows two panels with text above each image. The first panel shows a crying white cat and the text says "S[he] be[lie]ve[d]. 14 y old white girls:". The second panel shows a confused caveman with the text "Sbeve. 14 y old white girls:" and below the image says "(confused unga bunga)".

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