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Anonymous

A screenshot of a social media post where someone describes sticking their finger in their cat's mouth while it yawned. The cat then puts its paw in the person's mouth. Below the post is an image that says, "Intelligence 100."

Adolf kitler

The image shows two separate scenes side by side. On the left, there is a picture of two women, one yelling and pointing her finger, with the text "YOU MURDERED YOUR BROTHER!!!". On the right, there is a picture of a white cat sitting at a table looking away, with the text "He murdered my Minecraft dog.".

Heroin Monkey

How the skinwalker
looks at his victim
after he screams
"i'm not dying a
v*rgin" and starts
unzipping his pants
MemeZee

tabs1528

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a scene from a movie, where two men are talking in a crowd and the text reads, "Me listening to bro talk about a new girl he's talking to: (It's me on a fake account)".

rapboat

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The question is "Which rapper's age surprises you the most?" The first commenter states "Pac and Big being 25 and 24 at their death always tripped me out, they looked and sounded way older imo." A second commenter replies "Crazy that biggie sounded like that at 24/25. Dude sounded like a 40 year old man." A third commenter chimes in "that's probably because he was fat asf."

Anonymous

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Wade

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Heroin Monkey

A woman is lying in bed looking annoyed. Next to her is a giant egg. The text above the image reads: "Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I am egg". There is a Twitter account name of @DennysDiner above the text.

Anonymous

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

✨Jassy✨

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

ur mommy

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon drawing of a group of yellow ducklings in a circle on green grass with a white duck in the middle. A speech bubble from the white duck says "Duck, duck, duck, duck..." A thought bubble from one of the yellow ducks says "He's gonna pick me. I know he's gonna pick me... They always pick me..."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

A multi-paneled image. The top panel shows a diagram with arrows indicating the relationship between dinosaurs, dinosaur bones, and fossil fuels, and then from petroleum and polypropylene plastic to plastic dinosaurs. The bottom panel shows a couple lying in bed. The woman is looking at the man with a suspicious expression, with the caption "I bet he's thinking about other girls." The man is staring at the ceiling with the caption "Plastic Dinosaurs are real Dinosaurs."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a messaging conversation. The first message reads, "This is Gavin mom. I am sorry to inform you." The next message reads, "What happens?" The final message reads, "He killed himself." Below this is the word, "wompwomp."

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Grizzlymilk

Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves.

A white cat with black markings is sitting on a cat tree. The cat has a serious expression on its face and its paws are neatly tucked under its chest. The text overlay states, "Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves."

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rip my bird he died :(

A bird sits on a towel. The text 'My baby' is written in a handwritten font on the image.

Heroin Monkey

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

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