Herb Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERB COOKIE!

A cartoon drawing of Herb Cookie with leaf hair, brown eyes and a small smile, holding a brown watering can.

Chemical

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Jokes

Doctor

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

Parsley

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!

Vagina

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.