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A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.

Cupツ

The image shows a text that reads: "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" below this text we see Elmo in flames with a very shocked expression.

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Welp

A four-panel cartoon shows a pink man with a paper cut on his arm. He looks alarmed. In the next panel he stands next to a box that says "In case of emergency break glass". In the third panel he punches the glass to break it. In the last panel he stands with a heavily bleeding arm next to the broken box.