Family Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama

SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes

A person is pointing at the viewer with a surprised expression and the text "YO MAMA SO DAMN FAT. I PICTURED HER IN MY HEAD & THE BITCH BROKE MY NECK." is overlayed.

Teen

Well.

A news headline reads: Missouri teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes. Below, a young man's mugshot is shown, and under that a comment says: How much did they snort? Half a gran?

Skydiving

Good luck getting her out

A photo taken from above shows a dark body of water shaped like a person with arms and legs spread, with the text "So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident." above and below the image.

Xbox

xbox

A cartoon character with pointy ears looks up with an annoyed expression. The text reads "Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox."

Milk

A skeleton is sitting on a bench. The text says, "ME WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET MILK. BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK."

Car

A pregnancy test shows a car engine icon instead of a positive result. Below, text says: "Fuq. That's right. We're having a 2009 Honda civic."

Mom

Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".

Dog

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Dementia

A screenshot from Toy Story features Woody's face with a shocked expression and slightly open mouth. Text at the top reads: "Me giving my granny with dementia astronomical backshots after she thought I was her long dead husband."

Bro

My lil bro <3

A close-up of a baby crying with their mouth wide open.

Sister

Wait a minute...

A yellow fish from SpongeBob is sitting in front of a red laptop. The text on top reads: "Teacher: Can you tell your little sister to stop making faces, please? *me knowing I live alone*"

Dinner

When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..

A text message bubble saying "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."

Grandma

Music days be like:

The image shows two cartoon characters, Elsa and Anna from the movie Frozen. Elsa on the left is frowning with a slightly disgusted expression. There is text above her head: "My grandma, who has taught music for 36 years, listening to my sister's 5th grade orchestra concert". Anna on the right looks indifferent and has the text above her head: "My dad, who has no musical talent, thinking this concert is pretty good".

Thanksgiving

me in thanksgiving

A chipmunk with full cheeks is looking worried. The text says, "When you already started eating and someone says 'lets pray'"

Femboy

The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.

Mom

me when my mom wakes me up!

A baby with an extremely grumpy facial expression, furrowed brow, and pursed lips is looking directly at the camera.

Mother

so true

The meme shows a dialogue between a mother and her child on Mother's day. The mother asks, "So where are you taking me out to eat?" The child replies, "There's food at the house." The lower part of the meme shows two close-up images of the face of a smiling man.

Diaper

A black and brown dachshund walks with its back legs very stiffly while its front legs are more relaxed. The text on the image reads "Me playing with my son's thing when I change his diaper (The way it wiggles is funny)"

Discount

💀😭

A two-panel image. The first panel shows two anime characters embracing under the moonlight. The second panel shows the faces of two characters intimately close, possibly about to kiss. The text reads: "When you go to the restaurant with your mom and there's discount for couples."