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HOLD UP

A chat conversation between two people. One person asks not to make 9/11 memes because their dad died in 9/11. The other person apologizes. Then, the first person says their dad was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. Below the chat is an image of a cartoon figure with the text "hold up".

blach66

The image shows two frames of a character, Seymour Skinner, from The Simpsons. In the first frame he's walking with a thoughtful expression. Text above reads: "Me walking past the bathroom door." In the second frame his expression has changed to a worried look and the text above says: "Hearing my dad take a piss."

stillwaiting..

A three panel comic strip shows a child in bed talking to his mom about a monster under his bed, calling it the most hideous thing he's ever seen. The last panel reveals the monster is actually his brother in the bottom bunk who replies 'Why do you hate me, brother'

stillwaiting..

The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

PurplePanda

My dead grandfather!!!!

A black and white sketch of a person with shoulder-length hair, looking to the left, wearing a tie.

hayden💯💯💯

me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

Inessa :)

A photo shows a light brown rabbit on a blue surface and a Jenga tower. Text on the left side says "My parents sleeping soundly", under it says "making a cheese quesadilla in the microwave at 3am" and the rabbit is labeled "Me" on the right.

GG Miller

Good luck getting her out

A photo taken from above shows a dark body of water shaped like a person with arms and legs spread, with the text "So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident." above and below the image.

GG Miller

SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes

A person is pointing at the viewer with a surprised expression and the text "YO MAMA SO DAMN FAT. I PICTURED HER IN MY HEAD & THE BITCH BROKE MY NECK." is overlayed.

✨Jassy✨

My mom when i was younger

A man with a slightly annoyed smirk is looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times."

DADDY sus aka the king

my mexican mom be like

The image shows two panels. The left panel displays a dinosaur, representing a mom telling everyone to get ready for church. The right panel shows Barney the dinosaur, representing mom once at church.

Lostin Flowers

Willy Wonka meme

A picture of Willy Wonka looking surprised with the text "Everyone: Why don't you have kids yet? Me: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!"

TechPriestGotDrip

A still image of a Bionicle figure with the text "Alabama boys when their ex comes back to them after the break up. You lost the right to call me 'brother' long ago!" overlaid.

✨Jassy✨

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."

✨Jassy✨

Me trying everyday

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel depicts two women, with one yelling aggressively and pointing. The right panel shows a white cat with tears in its eyes, sitting at a table with a plate of salad.

✨Jassy✨

My mom when we got my dog

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture at the bottom. The text reads, "Dad: doesn't want dog. Family: gets dog anyway. Dad and dog:". The picture shows Rocket Raccoon standing on Groot's shoulders. Both are characters from Guardians of the Galaxy. Rocket is holding a weapon and Groot has his mouth open in a shout.

✨Jassy✨

When you reverse the roles be like:

The image shows a meme of a text conversation with an image of a young man looking at the camera, and then zoomed in on his face. The text says: "*Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house."

Cahyani Ambara

Me verses my mother

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there's a depiction of a fiery figure with an angry face, labeled 'My mom when I break something.' On the right, there's a smiling green figure with floral details, labeled 'My mom when she breaks something.'

CaptainEgg75

A close-up of Megamind's face with a concerned expression. The text above reads "No Father?"

CaptainEgg75

no no no no no no no no no

A cartoon of a man with a concerned expression. The text on the image reads "NO CHILDREN?"

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