Eighty memes

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.