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A fluffy white hamster with messy fur looks directly at the viewer. The text on the image says, "Why yes, I am a bit stressed. Why do you ask?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.

Nateツ

A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'

Heroin Monkey

The first tweet asks "can i take pics in ur bathroom?" and shows two pictures of a woman posing in a nice bathroom. The second tweet states "I do not recommend" and shows a picture of a very dirty and run-down bathroom.

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

Anonymous

Always the kid who acts gay

A person with pointy ears and blond hair from behind, with the text "The guy who's willing to do anything for $10" above it.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

Labradorian

The meme shows a view from a car onto a road with some other cars, including a flatbed tow truck. Below this, the meme features an image of two Kermit the Frog characters: one in the shadows whispering 'DO IT'. The text above the road says 'When I see a car like this'.

Hailey ❁

This is me.

A cartoon of Stitch is lying on a cloud pillow, drinking from a baby bottle. The text above says: "I basically have two moods, either let's do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists."

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

A brown bear is standing in rushing water with a fish in its mouth. Text overlayed on the image reads: "me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch". The source of the image is given as boredpanda.com

✨Jassy✨

Hey bitch how u doing?

An image shows a creepy looking character labeled as 'old people with coupons' standing behind a door. In the foreground, a young kid is labeled as 'cashiers'.

GG Miller

i do

A minion with a concerned face is shown below the question "Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video?"

User 👍

😂

A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

Anonymous

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

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Czech government tells its citizens how
to fight terrorists: Shoot them
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we can't
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Hollow Knight Beater

do not not click this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

A scary looking animatronic figure, possibly Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's, with a red and tattered suit and a skeletal face, set against a black background.

Angel_Izzy

A close-up of a young boy with a serious facial expression. The text above reads "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

jake

A white dog with a slightly unnerving smile is in the middle of the image. The text above reads, "When someone is crying and you don't know what to do." The text below reads, "u want water?"

big [fire] balls

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a platypus with text that says, "Quick Animal Facts: Most platypuses don't have to secretly fight a criminal mastermind who keeps on making unstoppable, long named gadgets." The bottom panel shows a man with text saying, "What do you mean, 'most?'"

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

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