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Funeral

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Reply

The image shows a conversation in a game of Among Us where a blue character accuses a red character of being sus for taking too long to reply. A red character then replies, "Still faster than your crush's reply." Below the chat are four stone figures with shocked facial expressions.

Monster

A three panel comic strip shows a child in bed talking to his mom about a monster under his bed, calling it the most hideous thing he's ever seen. The last panel reveals the monster is actually his brother in the bottom bunk who replies 'Why do you hate me, brother'

Dog

A photo of a poster on a pole. The poster reads "LOST DOG. DO NOT CALL OUT. DO NOT FOLLOW. DO NOT APPROACH" above a picture of a white dog. Below the poster, there is the text "wtf they gon do then???"

Cake

meme:

The image shows a dialogue between a teacher and a student about cake. The teacher poses a math problem, and the student gives increasingly aggressive answers, ending with "10 and a dead body". The image includes anime characters and the text "PROBLEM?".

Dog

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

Brain

A stick figure pokes a brain with a stick. Text: "C'mon do something. Me in the math exam."

Interview

A two-panel comic shows a job interview. In the first panel, a bald interviewer with a blue tie says, "So, I came across your resume," holding a paper. The second panel shows the interviewer holding the same paper with a scribbled drawing on it, saying, "I do apologise."

Screen time

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.

Toothpaste

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Saxophone

BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

Tip

A flirting tip for the boys

A still from the animated movie Frozen shows Anna looking at a man in a ridiculous posture and the text "DON'T DO THIS IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS A GIRL".

Dog

actually though

A poster on a pole with the text "LOST DOG" and instructions: "DO NOT CALL OUT. DO NOT FOLLOW. DO NOT APPROACH." Below this is a picture of a white dog. At the bottom, there is the text "wtf they gon do then???"

Toilet

what the dawg doing

A pug sits on a toilet seat. Text overlay says, "Sorry, I pugged the toilet."

Unicorn

A flyer on a street pole shows a black and white photo of a unicorn. The flyer reads, "Lost unicorn: If found please stop doing drugs."

Gay porn

A yellow emoji face with wide, slightly anxious eyes, a wide open mouth, and eyebrows raised in mild confusion. Next to the face, a yellow hand is shown making a gesture where the index and middle fingers are crossed, with curved lines indicating motion. Text below the image reads 'watching gay porn in public but doing this the entire time so people know I'm straight.'. There is a Shutterstock watermark.

Text message

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender, labeled "Bae," texts "Babe close your eyes ❤️". The recipient replies "Okay ❤️". The sender then asks, "What do you see? ❤️", followed by "Babe? ❤️", "Do you see anything? ❤️", "Babe? ❤️", and finally "Hello? ❤️". The time of the messages is "Today 11:17 AM".

Parent

Me trying everyday

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel depicts two women, with one yelling aggressively and pointing. The right panel shows a white cat with tears in its eyes, sitting at a table with a plate of salad.

Nap

Comment this emoji 🤣 if you can relate

Spider-Man is doing a weird stretch in a cartoonish style in front of a brick wall. The image is captioned with the text: "When you wake up from a 3 hour nap and do that weird stretch thing."

Teacher

The image shows a still of Chadwick Boseman in a movie, with the text above the picture saying, "The teacher when u don't raise ur hand to speak" and the text below saying, "We don't do that here"

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