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Crab Memes

Heroin Monkey

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Heroin Monkey

gently shake the screen.
make the horseshoe crab boogie.
@milliethefrog'

Heroin Monkey

A turkey with crab legs and string sausage on a baking tray. The text reads: "A turkey, some crab legs and some string sausage and nobody will ever ask you to make a holiday dinner again."

Heroin Monkey

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a cooked crab served in a baguette on a white plate on a table. There is a glass of wine and a candle in the background. The text above the image reads: "Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)"

crablegsforevr

rip my cousins

A plate with cooked crab legs and a small bowl of melted butter.

mommy uwu

LoOk ThIs Is MeGaN

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top one is a cartoon image of Moana smiling gently with bright eyes and perfect skin. The text above the image reads: "HOW I THINK I LOOK WHEN I SMILE AT SOMEONE". The bottom panel is a picture of a large crab with a large toothy smile, from the movie Moana. Above this image, the text reads "HOW I ACTUALLY LOOK".