Coronavirus

Coronavirus memes

Jokes

Bar

Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"

The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."

Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."

Pandemic

As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...

Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"

Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"

Toilet Paper

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

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