Collider memes

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!