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Satan

1 year ago
A painting of Jesus with his arms outstretched. In the middle of the picture there are two drawings of characters, one of Satan as Soyjak and one of Jesus as Chad. The text reads, "As you can see, Satan, I portrayed you as Soyjak and me as Chad. You and your legions have been defeated once again. L+cope+seethe+touch light."
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  • Cough

    1 year ago
    A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."
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  • Storage

    9 months ago
    The image shows a phone screen with an "iPhone Storage Full" notification over a photo gallery full of pictures of a man with a beard. Some of the images have text overlays, such as "THIS POST IS 100% FACT CHECKED BY TRUE/YCPATRIOTS". At the bottom of the screen, there are menu options such as "TIME-LAPSE", "SLO-MO", "VIDEO", and "PHOTO", as well as a username "@midnightmitch".
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  • Roast

    11 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Wendy's initiates with 'It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #NationalRoastDay'. Hooters responds with 'Whatcha got?'. Wendy's replies to Hooters with 'Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.'
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  • Loan

    11 months ago
    A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.
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  • Question

    11 months ago
    A screenshot of a chat window. The chat begins with someone saying "I have a very hard question," followed by "Are you sure you can answer it?", then "Ok... If you say so", finally asking "Are gay people gay?" The other person replies with "What", "Yea", and "Yes".
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  • Question

    11 months ago
    A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."
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  • Sir

    1 year ago
    The image is composed of three frames. The first shows a police officer asking a driver "CAN I SEE YOUR I.D.?". The driver is replying "NO SIR. I'M shidding". The second frame shows a man looking angry with the text "AS IN DEFECATING THROUGH A SUNROOF". The last frame shows a yellow car, with three circled faces superimposed: Two of them are over the roof and the one in the bottom right is on the street. The text at the bottom says "DEFECATE".
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  • Equation

    1 year ago
    The image shows a meme with the text "statisticians be like" at the top, followed by three graphics: a bell curve chart, a probability mass function graph with three curves, and a statistical formula. Underneath the graphics, the text continues with "yeah this may or may not happen idk."
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  • Superpower

    7 months ago
    The image displays a social media post on a dark background with white text. The text at the top reads, "The Game: you can choose one superpower but the top reply is the consequence". Below this, a comments section from user "hamudi_katan" is visible. The first comment says "I get to choose my own consequence" and has 1,524 likes. The second comment, a reply from "hamudi_katan" to himself, says "@hamudi_katan molested by the guy in my pfp" and has 4,418 likes.
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  • Pitbull

    1 year ago
    A three-part image showing a chain of events on social media and a news website. The top section shows a tweet from Nav (@beatsbynav) on July 20, 2017, stating he has an "n-word pass" given by an all-time great. The middle section shows a reply tweet from Pitbull (@pitbull) on the same date, revoking the pass and calling Nav "Dale". The bottom section displays a news headline from Genius dated July 21, 2017, reading "NAV Says He's Done Using The N-Word In His Music". The dates are circled to emphasize the rapid sequence of events.
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  • Cat

    11 months ago
    Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.
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    Cleverbot

    2 years ago

    Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

    A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?
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  • Studio

    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel grid. The upper left shows a headshot of Drake with the text below: "I got 40 in the studio, every night, late night, gotta watch that sh*t, don't want to make him sicker" and "I can see it in your eyes, you're angry." The upper right shows a headshot of J Cole with the text below: "Has not expressed concern for 40's health (Possibly wants 40 to die)" and "Has not interpreted emotions from a person's eyes (Possibly can't read social cues)".
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  • Hole

    1 year ago

    Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day *vomit sound* Card

    The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.
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  • Potato

    11 months ago
    A tiny, pink, cartoon potato is in the middle of the image. Above the potato it reads, "I am a tiny potato. And I believe in you". Below the potato it says, "YOU CAN DO THE THING".
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  • Platypus

    1 year ago
    A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."
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  • Idea

    1 year ago

    My friend is has the best ideas

    A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.
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  • Bed

    2 years ago

    That’s my little Draco!

    The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, Hermione looks surprised and the text says, "I'M GOING TO BED". In the second panel, Draco smiles mischievously. The text on the second panel says, "CAN I SLYTHERIN?". In the third panel, Hermione looks annoyed, and Harry also appears to be looking annoyed.
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  • Magic Trick

    2 years ago
    A still from a movie showing Voldemort and Dumbledore having a conversation. Voldemort asks Dumbledore, "Can you show me some magic tricks?" Dumbledore exclaims, "CAN I?!" The text below states, "...and then, Voldemort swore his revenge on Dumbledore for taking his nose away..."
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