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skylarT
2 days ago

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A five-row alignment chart categorizing various cartoon characters based on their relationship with the word "fuck". The rows are: "regularly says fuck" (showing 3 characters), "has sworn off saying fuck, but said it at some point" (showing 4 characters), "has not said fuck before, but can if so desired" (showing 5 characters), "has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it" (showing 5 characters), and "legally cannot say fuck" (showing 3 characters). The characters are colorful, stylized figures resembling food, objects, or creatures.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    7 days ago
    A crude drawing parodying the Pixar movie Inside Out. Sadness is looking worriedly at Joy in the control room, asking: "j-j-joy...? are you sure popping fent in a nasty club bathroom is gonna make Riley happy..?" Joy, looking wide-eyed and aggressive, yells back: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BLUE BITCH RILEY CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!" while pressing buttons on the console. Disgust is seen in the background looking horrified.
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  • Gummy gummy gummy bear
    24 days ago

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    A meme showing a text dialog where a mother says 'you can watch one more YouTube video before bed.' Underneath is a screenshot of a YouTube video featuring Woody from Toy Story. The title of the video is an absurdly long, nested list of conditions involving Ice Age, Toy Story, YouTube, The Simpsons, Bee Movie, and SpongeBob. The progress bar shows a timestamp composed of an impossible, extremely long string of numbers.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    27 days ago
    A meme featuring a screenshot of actor Brad Pitt from the movie 'Meet Joe Black'. He is smiling warmly and sincerely at a woman who has her back to the camera. The text overlay reads: 'Me GENUINELY telling my wife I got promoted to assistant manager at KFC so she can finally quit her job as a brain surgeon'.
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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago
    A four-panel meme using the "You Guys Are Getting Paid?" template. The characters' faces are replaced with heads of animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's. Panel 1 shows the Puppet saying "I CAN EXPLAIN". Panel 2 shows Balloon Boy saying "YOU EXIST IN 5 DIFFERENT VERSIONS WHILE I HAVE ONLY 3". Panel 3 shows Mr. Hippo saying "3? I ONLY HAVE ONE". Panel 4 shows a boy labeled "PHANTOM BONNIE" asking "YOU GUYS EXIST?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A pixelated text post on a gradient purple background. The text expresses extreme anger and frustration, reading: "What the fuck is up with people thinking they can just post images off their Instagram. [Three blushing/hot face emojis] Like bro we don't give a fuck. [Two green square emojis] Keep your images of your family and friends off my fucking feed [Three hot face/blushing emojis]. Dumb bitch! [Sparkle emoji] [Red heart emoji]".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."
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  • NikTheBest
    2 months ago
    A view from an airplane window, showing part of the engine cowling on the left. Below the aircraft, the ground is depicted as a massive, cloudy grid resembling the layout of the video game Minesweeper, full of numbered tiles and squares, visually representing a minefield. The text caption reads: "Dear passengers. If you look down below, you can see the beautiful landscape of Bosnia".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A person wearing a black long-sleeve shirt and khaki shorts stands on the street leaning forward in a stiff, slumped posture often referred to as the 'fent fold.' Cars are visible in the background in an urban street parking setting. White text overlaid on the image reads: 'Hitting the fent fold so I can save my friend a parking spot.'
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  • Shitpost master-general
    2 months ago
    A meme featuring Patrick Bateman from 'American Psycho' with an exaggerated, muscular physique, wearing a striped shirt and suspenders. Above his head is a dark blue speech bubble containing a tweet that reads: 'Getting an Adderall prescription so I can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder. 10:50 AM - 2021-07-23 - Twitter Web App'.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    3 months ago
    An old colored photograph shows a man resembling Albert Einstein standing in front of a blackboard, gesturing towards a drawing of a 9-volt battery and a smoke detector with the word "Chirp!!" next to it. A group of young Black men, dressed in suits and ties, are seated in rows, attentively watching him. The top text reads: "So as you can see, the smoke detector has a 9 volt battery which goes here..."
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  • Willy b
    3 months ago
    The top half of the image features a 'TOP DEFINITION' headline stating 'National throw short people day' with the description below: 'On October 21, you can throw anyone under 5'4" with no permission needed'. The bottom half shows a close-up of Gimli, the dwarf character from Lord of the Rings, looking surprised and wide-eyed with his mouth slightly agape, possibly in shock or alarm. A 'CocoFun' watermark is in the bottom right corner.
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  • Willy b
    3 months ago
    A white Smart car is seen from behind, driving on a highway, seemingly behind a larger RV. A handwritten sign is taped to its bumper, which reads: 'BE PATIENT. I'M PUSHING AS FAST AS I CAN!' Above the car, meme text states: 'WHEN YOU'RE SLOW BUT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT.' The image also has a CocoFun watermark at the bottom.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    An advertisement for injury law is displayed inside a subway car. The ad features a smiling man in a suit on the left and a slogan that reads "IT'S AMAZING HOW A BIG FAT C CK CAN EASE THE PAIN." A vertical metal pole partially obscures the word "CHECK", making it appear as a vulgar word. Below the main text, a phone number "800 PAIN-LAW" is visible. On the subway doors below the ad, there are signs that say "Do not hold doors". A person's head is partially visible at the bottom right corner.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    An older man with white hair smiles while pushing a shopping cart in a store. He wears a black t-shirt that says 'I love GOONING' with a red heart symbol made of two shaking hands. Text overlaid on the image reads: 'My guy can not be wearing ts in public 😭'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    An ancient Chinese terracotta warrior statue is shown against a black background. To the left, white text reads: "Anyone can piss on the floor, it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling." Below this, smaller text attributes the quote to "- Sun Tzu, The Art of War".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a fake tweet from Andrew Tate, whose profile picture shows a muscular man with a shaved head. The tweet reads: "Andrew Tate @Cobratate. One of the LEAST gay things a man can do is to fuck another man. Male on male sex is rough, masculine, akin to fighting. Sex with females is dainty, prissy. Sucking dick requires true courage. Getting showered with cum in a bukkake orgy is the height of heterosexuality." Below the tweet, engagement metrics are visible, including 15M Views, 434 comments, 762 retweets, and 13K likes, with a small watermark "r/totallyrealtweets" in the bottom right.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A meme featuring NBA player LeBron James looking confused or displeased, with the logo for 'Stake' below him. Underneath is a comments section. The first comment reads, 'LeBron can you pay for my college tuition.' Below this, in larger text, is the phrase 'Duality of man.' The second comment reads, 'Fill my holes with lesperm.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.
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