Worst Jokes Ever

Popular

Difference jokes

Depression jokes

Twin Towers jokes

Little Johnny jokes

Offensive jokes

Michael Jackson jokes

Stephen Hawking jokes

Worst Jokes Ever

Canning Memes

Wade XL

The image shows a screenshot with text at the top and a man with a shocked expression at the bottom. The text reads: "technically you can call a black guy the n word and I came up with this theory and it's called NROENB it's stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not Both. So my theory is that if black ppl call each other the n word then because they want Equality it means that Whites can call Blacks the n word Whites can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Blacks the n word. And Asians are somewhere in the middle."

Toast ツ

The meme shows a cartoon with two characters. In the first panel, one character calls out to the other. In the next panel, a different character has their arms raised and says: "been completely developed, I can heal you from your illness now". The third panel shows the second character starting to use magic with the text "Ok, here I go". The following panel has two close-ups of glowing eyes and the final panel shows one character with a new hairstyle and the other character embracing them.

Anonymous

when the bitch tryna start shit

tabs1528

A photo of a mugshot of a man with long dark hair, looking sad and teary-eyed. Text overlaid at the top says, "Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In." Below the image, there's a comment by user "bestpresidentna": "you can see the remorse in his eyes."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

Hailey ❁

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

Chexers

daily reminder

Three cartoon frogs are shown in a row. The first frog looks sad. The second frog is drinking from a water bottle. The third frog is giving a thumbs up. Below the frogs, the text says: "Don't forget to drink water so you can stay HYDRATED while you SUFFER."

Anonymous

Here ya go

A fake enhanced license card with the text 'Furry hunting license'. The card includes an ID number, document date, class, issued date, and expiration date.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

Wade

Griddy

A purple cartoonish rabbit with a wide, toothy grin stands against a background of colorful toy blocks. The text reads: "HIT THE GRIDDY ALL YOU WANT. YOU CAN NEVER KICK THE KITTY LIKE I CAN."

Wade

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

blach66

A text box with the title "Beat A Furry Day" and the text "Beat A Furry Day is a day on the 27th November in which you can beat any furry and they CAN NOT fight back" on a blurred background that appears to be from a video game.

Adolf kitler

A tabby cat is upside down with its head in a pot, its legs and tail sticking out. The text on the image says, "Can anyone water my cat this weekend?"

Face mcshooty

A digital artwork shows a smirking male character with spiky red hair, set against a dark background illuminated by reddish light. The text "POV: Me on Valentine's day gettin ready to tell happy couples to switch phones (if I can't be happy no can)" is overlaid at the top.

Cosmo the Intern

GG Miller

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

Wade

Guns

A meme with two men standing next to a car. The man on the left is presenting an AK-47 with a caption above it saying, "Slaps AK-47". The lower caption says, "This gun can shoot up so many schools". The face of the man on the left is covered by a US flag.

Heroin Monkey

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Anonymous

wtaf dose it meannnn

The image shows a red and white circular traffic sign on a pole, with a symbol of two figures intertwined in a suggestive way. Above the sign the text reads: "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THIS SIGN MEANS".

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

1
…
10
11
12
…
15